Inspiration: Antiquities, Accents, and Together Alone

This is my Discovering Her Delight inspiration post. Warning! There are spoilers ahead for the book. If you don’t mind spoilers, read on. If you don’t like your romance spoiled, read Discovering Her Delight first!

An Initial Inspiration

I started the notes for Discovering Her Delight way back in 2014 (then known as Discovering Her Desire). I knew it was going to be a story centered on an archaeological expedition, I just wasn’t clear on the specifics. An archaeologist friend of mine had a bizarre idea: what if the hero had to write on the heroine’s back?

So I held on to that thought, and it continued to inspire the story. Why would he need to do this? Under what circumstances? And how would he do it in 1881?

When I finally wrote the first draft as my 2017 NaNoWriMo project, I had all the reasons why, and, thanks to the NaNoWriMo discussion forums, I had some idea of the how. You’ll have to read the book to find out.

Antiquities

As I worked on the book, the obvious plot device was a fake antiquities ring. Well, I have some personal experience with that, believe it or not. My father used to subscribe to the catalog for the Sadigh Gallery in New York. Most years at Christmas, he would give me and my siblings gifts of some antique object and not tell us where he got it. When we would visit him, we would notice some new object from antiquity prominently displayed, and he would be vague about how he acquired it. I recall one gift of an “Egyptian” necklace and feeling rather uncomfortable about it. If it was real, it was illegal under international law. Then came the year I received the “Ancient Greek” kylix for Christmas.

I knew immediately it was fake.

By that time, I had finished my masters in art history (my emphasis was late Roman art). I knew objects such as the kylix would not be: a) intact and unchipped; b) if they were intact and unchipped, would be otherwise pristine, e.g. would not have uncleanable dirt and encrustations because the antiquities dealer would have cleaned all of that off to get a better price. The kylix was, simply, too perfect and too dirty.
Fake Greek kylix sold by New York fake antiquities dealer Sadigh Gallery

Then, as I was going through my father’s effects while he was dying, I came across all of the Sadigh Gallery receipts, which prompted me to look them up. It just happened to be at the same time the gallery had been accused of selling fakes.

The sad reality became fodder for the villain’s story in Discovering Her Delight.

Accents

It has been enough time to have had a few reviews on the book, and so far no one has mentioned the character in the book who has a unique skill with accents. While some might find this an unlikely skill, it is indeed based on my own experience.

When on a family tour of Italy, I could tell our British tour guide spoke Italian with a British accent. He told me the Italians found his accent as sexy as the Americans find British accents sexy. I laughed.

At a party at the apartment of a Turkish friend, I told him I could tell he spoke Turkish with a Los Angeles accent. He agreed in surprise.

I only offer these experiences as evidence in case someone wonders if ascertaining a speaker’s origin from the way they speak a foreign language is possible. It is.

Theme songs

So, our theme song for Discovering Her Delight is absolutely, positively “I Think We’re Alone Now”. But which version?

I am torn by all of the choices of versions of our theme song!

[Disclaimer: I have no control over whatever commercials/adverts Youtube chooses to show you when you watch these embedded videos. Whatever the ads are, I probably do not support the product or message.]

The original by Tommy James & The Shondells from 1967?

The remake by Tiffany from 1987 (twenty years later)?

The COVID lockdown version made by Billie Joe Armstrong with his sons?
(Okay, I think Billie Joe’s version is my favorite, although I do miss the vocal harmonies of the other versions.)

Misterotica, however, has a different take on what the theme song should be. Because William has an “unruly cock” that he has to keep bound under his trousers, my husband thought of a lesser-known song about young male virility: Jizz In My Pants by The Lonely Island. [Totally “Not Safe For Work” video!]

And in Discovering Her Delight, yes, William does, um, “jizz” in a few unusual places, one of which is not next to a kylix, but a larger vessel from antiquity.

Happy reading!

Inspiration: Romance in the Interstices

Interstice (noun) in·​ter·​stice
plural — interstices
1a: a space that intervenes between things, especially one between closely spaced things
b: a gap or break in something generally continuous
2: a short space of time between events

Have you ever seen the play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead? The play (also a movie) is a retelling of Shakespeare’s Hamlet from the point of view of the courtiers Rosencrantz and Gildenstern, minor characters who inhabit the interstices of the action of Hamlet.

I like to think of A Delicate Seduction as the Rosencrantz and Gildenstern of The Harwell Heirs series, except without the existential absurdism. Continue reading

Writing Inspiration: One Island, Two Stories

Undamaged: A Dallas Fire & Rescue Kindle World Novella, released in October, and my upcoming novelette Disputed Boundaries, appearing in the Naughty Flames: Eleven Fiery Romances boxed set, form part of my Stories from The San Juan Islands collection.

Both are set on San Juan Island in Washington state, very close to the Canadian border. It’s a place near and dear to my heart. It’s pretty remote, accessible only by boat or plane. In the summer, the island is crawling with tourists. In the winter, only the locals remain. Continue reading

I Met My Cover Model

In July, I went to San Diego for the annual conference of the Romance Writers of America. I attended sessions on the craft of writing, the business of promotion, and opportunities in publishing. I hung out with friends at the pool bar, watched a 19th-century fashion show, and attended the Hamilton sing-a-long.

I also watched a faux romance cover shoot. With the guy who’s been on three of my covers:

Imperial Warriors Cover ReginaKammer_TheGeneralsWife200 The Pleasure Device 2013 cover

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The Death of a Fan

January was a difficult month. A few people I know lost loved ones. The Naughty Literati lost one of our own authors. And I lost my biggest fan.

That may seem self-serving, perhaps a little trivial. Except my biggest fan was my mother-in-law. Continue reading

The Card Never Arrived

I got a card today. I had wondered about that card because I had sent it out myself. I had sent it the moment I heard a colleague was very sick and dying. I had sent it to the hospital.

Today I got the card back stamped “Return to sender. Patient discharged”. Continue reading

Mature Romance

It happens to the best of us. It happens to the worst of us. But we’re lucky if it happens to us at all.

Getting older.

As we tally off the years, we get a little soft around the middle, our knees creak when we climb stairs, our muscles complain if we try a new dance move, our fifty shades of youthful tresses dim to one shade of gray.

And yet, we still crave romance, we still yearn for love. Because, even though we’ve grown older, we’re still human. We may not have the raging hormones of youth, but the heart still desires emotional satisfaction.

So it is with romance novel characters. Continue reading

A Naked Guy in Zurich

Hi everyone! I’m over at the Naughty Literati blog today talking about the inspiration for my Naughty Escapes story. The post is copied below. Enjoy!

In my story “Window Display” in Naughty Escapes, the heroine, Laurie, an American Ph.D. student, trots off to Zurich to finish up her dissertation. Instead of the hoped-for peace and quiet, she finds distraction in a totally hot neighbor who doesn’t bother closing the curtains when he’s naked at home.

Many of my Naughty Literati co-authors chose rather exotic locations for their Naughty Vacation Getaway stories. Zurich is generally not considered an “exotic” or even “sexy” location in which to set a romance! Exotic or not, sexy or not, the story is based on a real-life event. Not my life, though. Inspiration came from an unlikely place. Continue reading

Rewriting the Persephone Myth

An excerpt from “Hot as Hades,” my story in Naughty Flings: Twelve Naughty Little Romps, is up today on our Naughty Literati blog.

When I was thinking about what to write for Naughty Flings, an anthology with the theme of springtime, the quintessential springtime myth came to mind, i.e., the story of Persephone. I decided to revisit this myth, but to put a new spin on it, which proved pretty easy.

Because I’d put a new spin on the story once before. Continue reading

Celebrating National Library Week (with Spoilers)

This week, April 12-18, 2015, the American Libraries Association celebrates National Library Week:

First sponsored in 1958, National Library Week is a national observance sponsored by the American Library Association (ALA) and libraries across the country each April. It is a time to celebrate the contributions of our nation’s libraries and librarians and to promote library use and support. All types of libraries – school, public, academic and special – participate.

I am a librarian, although I no longer work as such. I received my Masters in Library and Information Science from the University of California at Berkeley way back in the day when it had a School of Library and Information Studies (the School was rebranded in 1994 and no longer graduates librarians). For over thirty years, I worked in a bunch of different libraries and archives – public, academic, and special (corporate and museum) – mainly as a freelance librarian. My specialty was cataloging.

So how does this inform my writing? Plenty. Continue reading